"I do not consider that [£8m] an offer - I consider that an insult. If a player wants to go and you get an agreement with the money you want, he goes - if you do not get that, he stays. We will try to make him happy, but what can we do? He wants to go to Spain and we have no offer, what can I do about it? I can do nothing. It is like you wanting to marry Miss World and she does not want you. What can I do about it?

Genius!