Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem.Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem.Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved Q: How do you define 144 Chelsea fans A: Gross Stupidity Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange? A: To prove that crap ...

Every time Big Roger attends a Chelsea game he books 2 seats. One to sit in, the other to throw when the fightin starts. Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan." So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they ...